As that famous author once said, "to know someone is to know their childhood tears..." 

So, here are some particularly weepy moments of my childhood, in chronological order:


  • Cried when I met the action superhero, Bible Man. 

  • Cried when my parents wouldn't let me sweep because "I couldn't hold a broom." 

  • Cried when I thought I saw Jesse McCartney on the escalator at the mall. 

  • Cried when Jon & Kate plus 8 got divorced. 

I have since recovered from most of these events and will be graduating from the

VCU Brandcenter in May 2020.