As that famous author once said, "to know someone is to know their childhood tears..."
So, here are some particularly weepy moments of my childhood, in chronological order:
Cried when I met the action superhero, Bible Man.
Cried when my parents wouldn't let me sweep because "I couldn't hold a broom."
Cried when I thought I saw Jesse McCartney on the escalator at the mall.
Cried when Jon & Kate plus 8 got divorced.
I have since recovered from most of these events and will be graduating from the
VCU Brandcenter in May 2020.